🧢 Jim from Wapakoneta Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Screaming About Freedom Since 2016

Product Description:

Meet Jim—your typical small-town patriot, loud and proud in his MAGA hat, armed with conspiracy theories, and an unhealthy obsession with other people’s bathroom habits. He’s ready to defend billionaires he’s never met, rail against Critical Race Theory (without knowing what it is), and shout the name of Jesus between Facebook rants. This shirt captures the chaotic energy of Jim’s world—where facts are fake, and everyone who disagrees with him is probably a communist.

Wear this as a badge of honor, a warning, or just a reminder that it’s always okay to laugh at the absurdity around us.

You'll Like This If You:

✅ Have ever been cornered by someone screaming, “I know my rights!”
✅ Know a Jim who thinks every news channel is fake except the one he watches
✅ Believe that billionaires and multi-millionaires aren’t your personal saviors
✅ Need a shirt that starts conversations—sometimes really uncomfortable ones

Features:

✔️ 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton: Durable enough to withstand rants about socialism.
✔️ 5.3 oz Fabric Weight: Light enough to wear at the next protest or awkward family BBQ.
✔️ Double-Needle Hem Stitching: For extra strength—unlike Jim’s grasp on reality.
✔️ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Taping: Keeps its shape, even when democracy feels like it’s losing its own.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Just try not to start an argument.

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